Hi Perky!

2 blogs on one day?
whaaaa-tt?
guys have nippples ?
whhaaa-tt?

yea okay i'll shut up.
anyways, hi mom! :]

hrmm, wednesday this week was cooperation day. [march25]
perkiee came to jordan (:
that was the ugliest day of the week ! :D

after school. saw her walkin by herself [trying to look for me, of course]
Me : VIICCCKIIEEE !!! hugggss !! *arms wide open, armpit too*
Her : O___O *rejects*
Me : ):
She probably thinks my armpit smells, since i.... yeaa..
and by smells, i meant SMELLS GOOD! godammit!

joanne met vickie for the first time :D
wednesday's highlight : Fatties encounter ! GO GO POWERRANGER~~

I couldnt breath for awhile when i saw vickie. Why ?

1. Her voice
2. Her body [thighs and stomach]
3. Her and joanne takes too much space and air. Thats why i couldnt breath (:

Anyways, me, fatty#1, fatty#2, chink, and theresa went to ice cream truck to buy food
surpise surprise .
then theresa went home cuz she doesnt want to spent another second-- no no, another mili-second with vickie.
after that, fatty #2 [joanne] ditched us
so its just the chink, fatty#1, and Ngan :D

we didnt know where to go in the first place.
sat at a randumb spot
teresa sitting there looking chinkie [since it was sunny]
vickie sitting there looking dumb [you, Ngan-wannabe!]
i sat there looking like Bill Gates [counting money] (:

kays fine. i was holding out a bowl to see if anyone comes buy and drops a coin in there
):

anyways we talked, the convo was hilarious,forgot what its about tho.
probably just talkin smack among us :)

then we went to Burgur Kang! BK babY ! ^______^
we were screwing around in there for a while, then was about to get kicked out
but the manager pittied us, hobos [cuz we didnt have anywhere to go]
we had a drawin competition-ish, where i drew my signature pig and toast (:
then sister called
she was acting up and had a tandrum.
i had to go home
-________________________-
hehehe, she was pretty pissed off.
BUT NOT pissed off to the point where she left me in the middle of the freeway....
:[
okay, she did D:

Dedicated to Ngan :D

Whaddup hannah montanna FANS!
Thats me !! :D
anyways
i havent blog for like 3748567834 mins and 34987598324759378943 seconds D:
"PUT IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLD" - Hannah Montanna :)

Wow these past few weeks has been amazingly.... UGLY ^____^
Last last week aka march 16 was: NGGGAAANNN'S BIRTHDAAYY! Its a national holiday (:
Obama made it official bitches! its on teh news :]

Obama: I, as president of the black U.S, is here to announce that March 16 has officially became a national holiday, where blacks and whites, fats and skinnies, deforms and undeformes,talls and midgets will join hand together and celebrate this special day *Obama does hearts*
Obama: I shall call March 16 --- "The day before March 17" Holiday! *Obama does heart again*

I shall name some of the presents i recieve from FANS on "the day before march 17" holiday

Hannah Montanna - LOVEE <33>

Chink - 2 necklaces [trashed]

Butthead - 20 bucks and a letter [letter was trashed]

DH - A shirt with letters [used as wiper for keyboard]

FatDo - pillow, with lotion, and some green shit [frog keychain]

Ugly - a shirt, ipod shuffle [the shirt was returned -______-] cheapsteaks

Tony - teddies [i cut the head off :]

Anhthu - voodoo dolls,letter [both were shredded]

Last but not least,

God - Life [ooo! i bet ya dont get that as a present!]

and of course many more, (: but if i named them all, the list will never end

Thank you, you hooligans for making that day the best day for me (:
Especially you, Hannah Montana :D
I are 14 years young
NO! not dead yet. TYVM >:O

Sick [part 2]

Now here's a blog most of you HATERS would enjoy (:

So yesterday, I had a HORRIBLE experience in bed ):
NO! not THAT kind of "in-bed-experience" ! you sickos!

So i was SICK yesterday.
Lay in bed the whole day like a dead corpse
Couldnt even get up o:
What? You want me to be a REAL dead corpse ?
Well you know what?! Aint happening FOO! :D

And you know how when you're sick
Everything you eat taste like shit?
Well everything taste like BLACK SHIT to me

Mother's attempt to breastfeed--- Ooops
o____o What I meant is ...
Mother's attempt to feed me WHITE milk failed
She tried to feed me beef too
Ate a piece of it and Lets just say...
that BLACK piece of BURNT beef sent me straight to the bathroom.

The nasty part about yesterday is
I didnt brush my teeth at night .___.
I seriously couldnt get up to brush it *sigh*
But its okay, 'coz i didnt eat anything for the whole day besides water
Lets not talk about showering, coz i didnt do that either ):
*Feel so dirty*

Im feeling much better today
and YES! i did brush my teeth. TYVM :)
I tried eating something in the morning, but the smell of food disgust me
They smell like medicine and ass. Black ones :D

Tomorrow is my birthday
I might go to school :/
Heh. All of you are like
"Who cares if Ngan is sick?"
Well you know what?!
Hannah Montanna cares! and my mom!....[maybe my mom :]

Tips of the day: Be clean! Dont brush your teeth!

Amen. :)

Sick

ehh.. feeling so horrible right noww

-_____-

i are sick

quick update :

morning didnt get to see parker's face! coz of college application thingie with mrs. cook

so i took this survey where you get to know what your future jobs are

the result i got is "BUS DRIVER" ! OWNED!

having doctors,hobos,and trash can digger as a job are overrated :]

hhehe

but anyways i met vickie ngoc nguyen [ex wife] :D

havent seen her for about a year ):

went hang around w/ teresa, anna, and vickie

cajun fried @ boliing crab, tastea, hilary's front lawn

birthday's almost coming (:

14 years YOUNG foo! :]

PJs Mondayyy !!

Check out what the chink saids :]
weiirdot (8:03:25 PM): no one cares about ur b day

Dayyum! Today is like a FREAK show in school :D
Everyone wore their PJs [only me teresa, elana, cathy, keira,anna, etc...]
Morning.. wasnt late for school. HECK YEA!
Then at break, i saw alot of ppls with their PJ on!
Some have monkeys, some have squares/blocks, and some have like flowers[gay:]
Came in the girls locker room again. :]
NO! Not to check out girls...
but just wanna make sure if anyone's wearing Hannah Montanna PJ :D
I think i saw one of the dude wearing a Hannie Montannie one :O!
Joanne would totally dig him :D
Kidd kidd .. ^___^
anyways moving to my favorite period!
LUNNNNCCCH <3>

So i was like talking to teresa annie and joanne
but i think they ignored me like usual, so techniqually I WAS talking to myself :D

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MATERIALS YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ MIGHT RESULT IN SERIOUS YADA YADA SEIZURES *twitch*
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FREAKN ELANA >:O
Out of nowwhere! Went all KungFu Style and FREAKN PANTS ME! LOL
It was so damn embarassing D:
The pants was all the way down my ankle and everyone was like laughing
Theresa going around screaming : "EMMBARRASSING!"
teresa annie and joanne is probably like "DAMNN WHATTA WHITE ASS" :D
I was wearing a pink undies that label "Monday" too D:
Ha! Get it ?! Today's monday and im wearing a monday undies!
Okay. Not funny o:

My revenge mode was turned on :)
I pants Elana back, but she let me tho ! hahaa
then i got PANTS by brandon and william again ._.
faggots :)

hahaha ALOT OF PEEPS got pants
Elana PANTS CATHY! She was wearing a BLACK THONGS [undies] that saids "BELIEVE IN THIS"
BWAHHAHA, I saw the whole thang :')
Cathy : *moon the crowd*
*crowd goes wild [especially teresa]* :D

Anna got pants ;D Helen was pants too but she was wearing jeans inside >:O
grrr... you lil cheater :O!
I was gonna pants teresaa but.. youu knoww..... :)
i still value my life :)
in other words, you PANTS her, you'll be sent straight to DEATH :D

Tips of the day : The volleyball court is now considered as the "DANGER ZONE"

BIBBLE FOR LIFE :]

the original name is bffl

annie and theresa's name is biffle

teresa defintion of biffle = best interesting favorite flavor lollipop ever~

biffle sounds like BIBLE to me

so now i use BIBBLE which sounds like NIPPLES :D

anyways on friday night teresa and i had an aim-to-aim chat :D

we started off with saying "blackie" "chinkie"

niggur, and racist

then we kick it off a notch with the game "20 questions" :D

one of the question teresa ask me

"do you think we'd still be best friends if we go to different school?"

*slow music starts playing*

"do you think we'd still be best friends if we go to different school?"

i hestitated, i was stunned at the question

of course, i dont know the answer but i have to give an answer, its those situation, u know what i mean ?

i smiled [creepy right?] :D

my answer was "no" or " i dont think so"

or somewhere along those lines

i dont know why i chose to say that answer but i hope it's not the right answer

i mean life's unpredictable

and wow just now i cancel out this page on accident

i guess blogspot wont let me be deep and serious eh :D

well the point is that im happie with what i have now

whatever happens i still KNOW that you are my friend even if we go different school

chyeah! i said that with CONFIDENT man :]

lets not worry about that now, just spent the rest of the year insulting each other :D

what's life anyways ? *google* :D

i love all my friends, i lose some of them and gain new ones

i REALLY do hope my old friends come back

i wont name them, becuz i remembered them all head[hopefully] :D

my bibble/nipple is different tho

we've been together for 3 years and i dont feel like im losing her as a friend :]

so ty for that

maybe someday i'll name all the friends that meant alot of to me.

i hate favortism and being all deep

*hands tissue*

:DDD i love this magical world we live in, its so colorful

and maybe someday i'll go on dictionary.com and

type in "life" :D

this is probably my last deep blog

:D

BIBBLE FOR LIFE !

Chapter Review :D

Today's topic is... HOW TO BE A TRUE LESBIAN! :]
Okay No. Not funny :o
Today imma talk about this whole week :]
dont remember much, but this week is JUST SO DAMN FUN!
[insert happie face] :D
Its funny how on monday, i have to run to school 'cuz of the damn traffic
and on friday, i have to do the same thing :)
start off the week by running, ends it by running!
so on tuesday we freakn took the district writing test
-__________-
i failed miserably, why why am i not surprised ):
finished my 2nd paragraph when we only have 10 mins left of class :]
SMART RIGHT ? :] I know i know
and my conclusion was just so damn good! check it out guys :D
"AS A RESULT,"
thats it ? DAMN yeah! that IS it :O
i know i know, i should be Stephanie Meyer[writer of twilight] or or maybe EVEN OBAMA [president of the black society]! ohh did i say black society? i meant president of the U.S
dont arrest me :D *kneel down*
during lunch time, on wednesday or thursday (i think)
me and teresa play mercy! :D
Why teh hell do they call it MERCY? when the purpose of the game is trying to make the other person bleed. and maybe even bleed to death ? :D
well as usual, teresa showed me no mercy ):
it wass soo painful!!! *moans*
ONE FREAKN SLAP FROM HER! MY OH MY! YOU'LL BE SENT STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN :]
some kind of "friend" you are :D
she popped like 4 of my blood vessels D:
IT HURTS SO GOODD! - nigahiga
*sigh* Now, on to the depressing chapter
on friday amy didnt go to school D:
her foot got a boo boo [deep cut]
geo was so boring w/o her :D
this is why imma become a doctor and take care of little kids :]
you dont think i can pull it off ? PFFFTTT of course i can
i have an IQ of 180 betches!.....
okay fine 116 ):
einstein wannabe :D
and what makes it more depressing is that
people's friendship is breaking apart
i know 6 peoples' friendship is breaking apart
im not gonna name who tho
OH I FORGOT ABOUT THURSDAY!
thursday was madador maniac day!
its a day where you get to visit the highschool, in this case its bolsa :D
we're suppose to go TOGETHER with our classmates
but i was lost :] should've brought a compass with me
its okaay tho, cuz The Chink and The Michelle was also lost too :]
which was pretty darn funnie
we were stuck together for a while hehehheeheh
teresa was about to rape michelle. but good thing i was there to the rescue :D
then we started became hyper, going around saying "recruiting members for men's league"
Heheheh anyone interested you can contact us at getalife@yahoo.com or 1-800-buy-one-on-ebay
Members of men's league so far : teressa,michelle,and me :D
Our Motto : "We support black mens!" :D
Chyea that's right girls league can kiss our white ass-es :D

yesterday or today

yesturrday collab day ! the day where teachers get to kick their students out at 1:14 :D
whoot!
so i went to yummie yo with uhh... "FRIENDS"
pretty fun :D then went to cathy's house afterwards with teresa
i think we were talking smack on some ppls....
or we were talking smack among ourselves :O!
i dunno cant remember o____o


KAYS! moving on to today ! thursday! yeahh!
woww FUCKING PARKER!
effin BS man .__.
stupid parker made me sit on the floor today just cuz i was late !!!
on what ground?!?! >:O thats freakn illegal man!
she's abusing her students! the world is corrupting D:
who does she think she is ?!?! my mom? my teacher?!?
okay sadly, she is my teacher ):
damnn she just had to ruin my morning
lil bitchass party pooper >:O i think thats how u spell it o-o w/e
first she made angela stand for being late
now she made me,brenda, and michelle sit on floor
what next ?! make us lay down on the floor ?!?!
that'll be funny tho :]
*imagining brenda laying down, posing*
HAHAHAH bad mental image :]
im sorry[not really] Brenda! cant help it !
pheww pheww okay chill o:
was kinda pissed off earlier, okay not 'kinda' pissed off but i was LIKE DAMN PISSED
wanna freakn shave her head off, poke needle through it, and voodoo her >:O
sitting on the floor again 2mrrw! FUN! .__.
HOPE YOU BASTARDS THAT GET TO SIT ON CHAIRS GO EMO ON YOURSELF >:O
godammit :]
dear parker,
your face smells....

anyways beside 1st period everything was going fine 'till lunch ;D
lunch was soo LIKE FUNNY!!
i make fun of teresa then
blame it on joanne
teresa believed me :] heheheh
teresa hit joanne
joanne got bruises on her arms
and now! joanne is pissed off at me ):
she wont talk to me D:
i said srry so many times, but she ignored me o:

Me: Hi! Jo--
Her: HMPH! *ignored*
Me: Im sorr--
Her: *ignored*

me and teresa was gonna KNEEL DOWN to our 'king' and apologize to her after school
but we had to take our geo tests ):
then went home, my sister was mad at me cuz she didnt know where i was after school :o
her fault for not having a GPS :]
home,shower,aim,eat,dramma,music. didnt even do hmwk yet
and shit its 10:55 D:<

another story of my life

title's lame, i know :]

okiee doke
life's the same
lets talk about the "fun" period :]

BREAK: so like im approaching FATTIE joanne, CHINKY teresa, and DH annie
DUN DUN DUN.......
what's so special about this moment you ask ?!?!
i'll tell you why :o
its theeeee first moment where i WITNESS teh CHINK'S SMILE WITH BRACESS!!
bwhahahahahah, in other words, teresa got her braces :O
she looks so DAMMN #$%^&#$%^ [gotta censor that part or she's gonna kick my WHITE ass]
after that, i tried to go locker room to open my locker combination again
failed .___. ITS 43 and 25 something D:<
25,43,9 ?

LUNCH: LOOOL WAS LIKE HELLA FUNNYY!!!!
forgot what happened tho
all i remembered was that joanne was braggin about her DEATH NOTE movie DVD
WHICH I WANTTED SOO BAD ):
L for the win!
and Hannah Montana!! :D

after school, teresa's house for a bit
was watching lesbian porno :D
Link : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elivMsS8bl0
then sister came and we went to 99 cents store, 98 cents store cuz she wanted to buy ROCKS for her fish :O
we didnt find the rocks, becuz she wanted green rocks! not black[definitely NOT my color]
THEN the moment came, whereee i stepped into the CAR
eyes Wide open[bet teresa cant pull that off :]
IM LIKE "WAHT TEH FOOK!!"
my sister used MY body spray to SPRAY her FREAKN DIRTY CAR !!!!

Me: WHAT THE HECK is wrong with you!
Me: Thats my body spray and you use it to spray ur car!?!
Her: Do you think that i care?

Then she took some and spray her armpit
whatta waste ): aint using that spray again :]

Hahahah and aim was FREAKN DAMN FUNNY TODAY
annie and theresa *glares*
teamed up and mass cussed me out D:
it wasnt fair D:<
but but but i still win! :D
WHITE SIDE ALL DA WAY :]

Theresa's a FREAK, and Annie's a DH :D

Evening

last update of the day
conversations on aim is SOOO HILARIOUS !! :]
they made my day :D

FDDDD !!! :D

title stands for "food day" ... with 3 extras D's o-o
anyways today was likee food paradise MANG!
morning, CEREAL baby!

then in 1st period ate snickers, and whoppers just to piss parker off :D
mrs. parker's attempt on making funny jokes failed again (: [why am i not surprise]

then at break, went to locker room tried to open my damn locker
OMFG i seriously needa remember my locker combination
its 43,23, and something URGHH !! my damn wallet and shoes is in there ):
so for now im using teresa's locker which is near AMYY *wink wink* and next to Michelle :]

3rd period was surprisingly fun today :]
why? 'cos [not cosine :] the damn anne frank activity and everything about her IS FINALLY OVER ! whoot hoot!

4th period was fun! our relay team won most the races :D

lunch ate like whole mess of chips, oh man, like almost 23498 calories ):
and teresa told me to draw balanced and unbalanced force [science] for her
i drew it and she gave me this "chinky" look and was all like "WTH is wrong with the picture, the people looks like captapillars[spellling?]" so she goes to the FATTIE and tell her to draw it.
i mean come on! she prefers fattie joanne to draw it! :O im hurt ! :]

anyways 5th was funny! so like amy told me kenny stripped off his pants
and he was wearing his P.E shorts xD
then i took out the Whoppers in my backpack!
people were all like 'can i have some' 'can i have some'
few moments later there was only like 8 left D:
Note to self: NEVER bring food to 5th period unless it's expired :]

6th workin on history project,
had a backward writing contest with anthhu and thao
got last place D:<

affter school! oh man! FUNNY AS HELL!
setting up for ice cream sundae :] and i was the first costumer to get a sundae :D
i was suppose to scoop ice cream but then michelle helped so i was eating with anhthu
after everything's done got another sundae ! for free :]

after that went to cathy's house, sitting there talkin for a while
then we were having this "cooking contest" bwhahahah!
a cooking contest?! THAT MEANS MORE FOOD! after 2 sundaes :]
1st contestant: teresa, she made scrambled eggs with instant noodles
it was good :D
then cathy made scrambled eggs but this time she had soy, bbq, chili, sauce to dip with :D
and i made the instant noodles :]
so basically teresa win ? NAHH :)
after that went to teresa's house and computered, music, and hot cheestos :DDD

Little bit passed normal

today in the morning didnt feel like waking up until
i looked outside
LOVELY WEATHER ! :]
it was all gloomy and cloudy outside, about to rain
good start so far, but i guess not 'till later
after i got all dressed up, went to eat breakfast but there was NO MORE CEREAL ! .__.
so im like okay, where's the crossaint? but then...
oh wait oops i ate all of it yesterday :o
so im like kinda pissed off, then went to drink milk
drank a gulp of it, DUDE I SWEAR TO GOD, it taste like SHIITTT
looked at the expiration date--- it was freakn EXPIRED! [now i think of it, its pretty funny]
yay! no breakfast today, thats why i wasnt late for school :]

1st period: superrr boring! mrs.parker tried to crack some jokes again, which was lame, and never find it funny AT ALL. got paired up w/ catherine for cornell notes

2nd period: oh gawdd.... it sucks like hell, went to copy room to make copies. waiting in line was like hella long. then it was my turn but i offered kevin to go in front of me and he need to make 300 something copies front and back! im like "OH SHIIZZ, im doomed" waited for like another 20 mins .___. then it was my turn

3rd period: NOOO ! my attempt to cheat on the anne frank test failed ):
we didnt freakn correct the test in class, so there goes my english grades :]

4th period: olympic video today, didnt paid much attention and was talking about pokemon
PIKACHU AND KYOGRE ALL DA WAY MANG !

lunch was funny :) teresa dropped her chocolate, i picked it up, hide it and blame that fattie joanne took it. she believed me bwhahaa but she found out later

5th period: it was okay, ate whole mess of candies in there

6th period: stanley was all talkin about how our period was good compare to others. HA ! in yo faces 1,2,3,4,5 period! Suckas :D then we took class notes. finished history hmwk in class. [copied part of it from ellen]

after school -teresas house ,then my ugly sister came :]
we went around to change address, was about to go eat crawfish ):
now trying to find songs for anne frank project -.-
its so damn hard. cant even find a song that match the theme of the story
probably gonna put some funeral songs to moan for her death :)

President day

Hhmmm
sooo monday off 'cause of president day.
Hooray for obama! im starting to like him :]
went to movies with anna and teresa today, more ppls suppose to come but NOOOO
they're all like "its a monday!"
excuses (:
anyways, confessions of a shopaholic was like a TOTALLY AWESOME MOVIEE !!!
i love it :] then me and the chink movie hop [typical asian]
i didnt have enough money for movies, missing 6 cents .__. but anna helped!
god bless her :]
so urhh now i got shit load of hmwk to do
i swear to god, anne frank[thebook] looking at it pissed me off so badly
-__________-
we like freakn read about her life, and read whats after her life, and do projects, writings, and all that lame ass stuff about her
now just finished geo hw, got history hmwk but imma copy that, so all i need is anne frank
fun monday, aim and youtube is a big distractor D:
[hoping i can cheat on the anne frank test 2mrrw]
P.S - cant wait for april 10, hannah montanna the movie is coming out !! :]

BLACKY'S FIRST BLOGG

Since you have nothing to say, i'll say it for you. This blog was made out of boredom by NGAN KHANH SON (; i hope we don't become like Anne Frank. -shudders- That would be pathetic; so you can write in this whenever you want to let your anger out :) Especially if it's anger caused by Fattie :) And if you don't tell Teresa, you can talk about her and she wouldnt even know ^________^ ; but i didnt give you that idea D:
Well, im too lazy to type more and i need to go make my layout not black, so ta ta for now (;

poke

testing testing 1 2 3
so first time creating a blog, introduced by annie
dunno know wat to say :O