Hi Perky!

2 blogs on one day?
whaaaa-tt?
guys have nippples ?
whhaaa-tt?

yea okay i'll shut up.
anyways, hi mom! :]

hrmm, wednesday this week was cooperation day. [march25]
perkiee came to jordan (:
that was the ugliest day of the week ! :D

after school. saw her walkin by herself [trying to look for me, of course]
Me : VIICCCKIIEEE !!! hugggss !! *arms wide open, armpit too*
Her : O___O *rejects*
Me : ):
She probably thinks my armpit smells, since i.... yeaa..
and by smells, i meant SMELLS GOOD! godammit!

joanne met vickie for the first time :D
wednesday's highlight : Fatties encounter ! GO GO POWERRANGER~~

I couldnt breath for awhile when i saw vickie. Why ?

1. Her voice
2. Her body [thighs and stomach]
3. Her and joanne takes too much space and air. Thats why i couldnt breath (:

Anyways, me, fatty#1, fatty#2, chink, and theresa went to ice cream truck to buy food
surpise surprise .
then theresa went home cuz she doesnt want to spent another second-- no no, another mili-second with vickie.
after that, fatty #2 [joanne] ditched us
so its just the chink, fatty#1, and Ngan :D

we didnt know where to go in the first place.
sat at a randumb spot
teresa sitting there looking chinkie [since it was sunny]
vickie sitting there looking dumb [you, Ngan-wannabe!]
i sat there looking like Bill Gates [counting money] (:

kays fine. i was holding out a bowl to see if anyone comes buy and drops a coin in there
):

anyways we talked, the convo was hilarious,forgot what its about tho.
probably just talkin smack among us :)

then we went to Burgur Kang! BK babY ! ^______^
we were screwing around in there for a while, then was about to get kicked out
but the manager pittied us, hobos [cuz we didnt have anywhere to go]
we had a drawin competition-ish, where i drew my signature pig and toast (:
then sister called
she was acting up and had a tandrum.
i had to go home
-________________________-
hehehe, she was pretty pissed off.
BUT NOT pissed off to the point where she left me in the middle of the freeway....
:[
okay, she did D:

Dedicated to Ngan :D

Whaddup hannah montanna FANS!
Thats me !! :D
anyways
i havent blog for like 3748567834 mins and 34987598324759378943 seconds D:
"PUT IT ALL TOGETHER AND YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLD" - Hannah Montanna :)

Wow these past few weeks has been amazingly.... UGLY ^____^
Last last week aka march 16 was: NGGGAAANNN'S BIRTHDAAYY! Its a national holiday (:
Obama made it official bitches! its on teh news :]

Obama: I, as president of the black U.S, is here to announce that March 16 has officially became a national holiday, where blacks and whites, fats and skinnies, deforms and undeformes,talls and midgets will join hand together and celebrate this special day *Obama does hearts*
Obama: I shall call March 16 --- "The day before March 17" Holiday! *Obama does heart again*

I shall name some of the presents i recieve from FANS on "the day before march 17" holiday

Hannah Montanna - LOVEE <33>

Chink - 2 necklaces [trashed]

Butthead - 20 bucks and a letter [letter was trashed]

DH - A shirt with letters [used as wiper for keyboard]

FatDo - pillow, with lotion, and some green shit [frog keychain]

Ugly - a shirt, ipod shuffle [the shirt was returned -______-] cheapsteaks

Tony - teddies [i cut the head off :]

Anhthu - voodoo dolls,letter [both were shredded]

Last but not least,

God - Life [ooo! i bet ya dont get that as a present!]

and of course many more, (: but if i named them all, the list will never end

Thank you, you hooligans for making that day the best day for me (:
Especially you, Hannah Montana :D
I are 14 years young
NO! not dead yet. TYVM >:O

Sick [part 2]

Now here's a blog most of you HATERS would enjoy (:

So yesterday, I had a HORRIBLE experience in bed ):
NO! not THAT kind of "in-bed-experience" ! you sickos!

So i was SICK yesterday.
Lay in bed the whole day like a dead corpse
Couldnt even get up o:
What? You want me to be a REAL dead corpse ?
Well you know what?! Aint happening FOO! :D

And you know how when you're sick
Everything you eat taste like shit?
Well everything taste like BLACK SHIT to me

Mother's attempt to breastfeed--- Ooops
o____o What I meant is ...
Mother's attempt to feed me WHITE milk failed
She tried to feed me beef too
Ate a piece of it and Lets just say...
that BLACK piece of BURNT beef sent me straight to the bathroom.

The nasty part about yesterday is
I didnt brush my teeth at night .___.
I seriously couldnt get up to brush it *sigh*
But its okay, 'coz i didnt eat anything for the whole day besides water
Lets not talk about showering, coz i didnt do that either ):
*Feel so dirty*

Im feeling much better today
and YES! i did brush my teeth. TYVM :)
I tried eating something in the morning, but the smell of food disgust me
They smell like medicine and ass. Black ones :D

Tomorrow is my birthday
I might go to school :/
Heh. All of you are like
"Who cares if Ngan is sick?"
Well you know what?!
Hannah Montanna cares! and my mom!....[maybe my mom :]

Tips of the day: Be clean! Dont brush your teeth!

Amen. :)

Sick

ehh.. feeling so horrible right noww

-_____-

i are sick

quick update :

morning didnt get to see parker's face! coz of college application thingie with mrs. cook

so i took this survey where you get to know what your future jobs are

the result i got is "BUS DRIVER" ! OWNED!

having doctors,hobos,and trash can digger as a job are overrated :]

hhehe

but anyways i met vickie ngoc nguyen [ex wife] :D

havent seen her for about a year ):

went hang around w/ teresa, anna, and vickie

cajun fried @ boliing crab, tastea, hilary's front lawn

birthday's almost coming (:

14 years YOUNG foo! :]

PJs Mondayyy !!

Check out what the chink saids :]
weiirdot (8:03:25 PM): no one cares about ur b day

Dayyum! Today is like a FREAK show in school :D
Everyone wore their PJs [only me teresa, elana, cathy, keira,anna, etc...]
Morning.. wasnt late for school. HECK YEA!
Then at break, i saw alot of ppls with their PJ on!
Some have monkeys, some have squares/blocks, and some have like flowers[gay:]
Came in the girls locker room again. :]
NO! Not to check out girls...
but just wanna make sure if anyone's wearing Hannah Montanna PJ :D
I think i saw one of the dude wearing a Hannie Montannie one :O!
Joanne would totally dig him :D
Kidd kidd .. ^___^
anyways moving to my favorite period!
LUNNNNCCCH <3>

So i was like talking to teresa annie and joanne
but i think they ignored me like usual, so techniqually I WAS talking to myself :D

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING MATERIALS YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ MIGHT RESULT IN SERIOUS YADA YADA SEIZURES *twitch*
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FREAKN ELANA >:O
Out of nowwhere! Went all KungFu Style and FREAKN PANTS ME! LOL
It was so damn embarassing D:
The pants was all the way down my ankle and everyone was like laughing
Theresa going around screaming : "EMMBARRASSING!"
teresa annie and joanne is probably like "DAMNN WHATTA WHITE ASS" :D
I was wearing a pink undies that label "Monday" too D:
Ha! Get it ?! Today's monday and im wearing a monday undies!
Okay. Not funny o:

My revenge mode was turned on :)
I pants Elana back, but she let me tho ! hahaa
then i got PANTS by brandon and william again ._.
faggots :)

hahaha ALOT OF PEEPS got pants
Elana PANTS CATHY! She was wearing a BLACK THONGS [undies] that saids "BELIEVE IN THIS"
BWAHHAHA, I saw the whole thang :')
Cathy : *moon the crowd*
*crowd goes wild [especially teresa]* :D

Anna got pants ;D Helen was pants too but she was wearing jeans inside >:O
grrr... you lil cheater :O!
I was gonna pants teresaa but.. youu knoww..... :)
i still value my life :)
in other words, you PANTS her, you'll be sent straight to DEATH :D

Tips of the day : The volleyball court is now considered as the "DANGER ZONE"

BIBBLE FOR LIFE :]

the original name is bffl

annie and theresa's name is biffle

teresa defintion of biffle = best interesting favorite flavor lollipop ever~

biffle sounds like BIBLE to me

so now i use BIBBLE which sounds like NIPPLES :D

anyways on friday night teresa and i had an aim-to-aim chat :D

we started off with saying "blackie" "chinkie"

niggur, and racist

then we kick it off a notch with the game "20 questions" :D

one of the question teresa ask me

"do you think we'd still be best friends if we go to different school?"

*slow music starts playing*

"do you think we'd still be best friends if we go to different school?"

i hestitated, i was stunned at the question

of course, i dont know the answer but i have to give an answer, its those situation, u know what i mean ?

i smiled [creepy right?] :D

my answer was "no" or " i dont think so"

or somewhere along those lines

i dont know why i chose to say that answer but i hope it's not the right answer

i mean life's unpredictable

and wow just now i cancel out this page on accident

i guess blogspot wont let me be deep and serious eh :D

well the point is that im happie with what i have now

whatever happens i still KNOW that you are my friend even if we go different school

chyeah! i said that with CONFIDENT man :]

lets not worry about that now, just spent the rest of the year insulting each other :D

what's life anyways ? *google* :D

i love all my friends, i lose some of them and gain new ones

i REALLY do hope my old friends come back

i wont name them, becuz i remembered them all head[hopefully] :D

my bibble/nipple is different tho

we've been together for 3 years and i dont feel like im losing her as a friend :]

so ty for that

maybe someday i'll name all the friends that meant alot of to me.

i hate favortism and being all deep

*hands tissue*

:DDD i love this magical world we live in, its so colorful

and maybe someday i'll go on dictionary.com and

type in "life" :D

this is probably my last deep blog

:D

BIBBLE FOR LIFE !

Chapter Review :D

Today's topic is... HOW TO BE A TRUE LESBIAN! :]
Okay No. Not funny :o
Today imma talk about this whole week :]
dont remember much, but this week is JUST SO DAMN FUN!
[insert happie face] :D
Its funny how on monday, i have to run to school 'cuz of the damn traffic
and on friday, i have to do the same thing :)
start off the week by running, ends it by running!
so on tuesday we freakn took the district writing test
-__________-
i failed miserably, why why am i not surprised ):
finished my 2nd paragraph when we only have 10 mins left of class :]
SMART RIGHT ? :] I know i know
and my conclusion was just so damn good! check it out guys :D
"AS A RESULT,"
thats it ? DAMN yeah! that IS it :O
i know i know, i should be Stephanie Meyer[writer of twilight] or or maybe EVEN OBAMA [president of the black society]! ohh did i say black society? i meant president of the U.S
dont arrest me :D *kneel down*
during lunch time, on wednesday or thursday (i think)
me and teresa play mercy! :D
Why teh hell do they call it MERCY? when the purpose of the game is trying to make the other person bleed. and maybe even bleed to death ? :D
well as usual, teresa showed me no mercy ):
it wass soo painful!!! *moans*
ONE FREAKN SLAP FROM HER! MY OH MY! YOU'LL BE SENT STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN :]
some kind of "friend" you are :D
she popped like 4 of my blood vessels D:
IT HURTS SO GOODD! - nigahiga
*sigh* Now, on to the depressing chapter
on friday amy didnt go to school D:
her foot got a boo boo [deep cut]
geo was so boring w/o her :D
this is why imma become a doctor and take care of little kids :]
you dont think i can pull it off ? PFFFTTT of course i can
i have an IQ of 180 betches!.....
okay fine 116 ):
einstein wannabe :D
and what makes it more depressing is that
people's friendship is breaking apart
i know 6 peoples' friendship is breaking apart
im not gonna name who tho
OH I FORGOT ABOUT THURSDAY!
thursday was madador maniac day!
its a day where you get to visit the highschool, in this case its bolsa :D
we're suppose to go TOGETHER with our classmates
but i was lost :] should've brought a compass with me
its okaay tho, cuz The Chink and The Michelle was also lost too :]
which was pretty darn funnie
we were stuck together for a while hehehheeheh
teresa was about to rape michelle. but good thing i was there to the rescue :D
then we started became hyper, going around saying "recruiting members for men's league"
Heheheh anyone interested you can contact us at getalife@yahoo.com or 1-800-buy-one-on-ebay
Members of men's league so far : teressa,michelle,and me :D
Our Motto : "We support black mens!" :D
Chyea that's right girls league can kiss our white ass-es :D